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Been Sick

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"How do you feel today?" asks the doctor. "Sort of sluggish?"
"Sluggish?" repeats the weary patient. "If I felt that good I wouldn't be here!"

"Doctor, I hope i really am sick. I'd hate to feel this way if I were healthy."

Weinstein visits a specialist. "You seem fine to me," says the doctor.
"But what about my headaches?" asks Weinstein.
"I'm not worried about you headaches," says the doctor.
"Listen, Doctor," replies Weinstein, "if you had my headaches, I wouldn't worry about them either."