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The Centennial Fund for a Jewish Future


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A shnorrer is used to receiving a set donation from a certain man every week. One day, when he comes for the money, the man tells him that he can't give him anything: "I've had terrible expenses recently. My wife became very sick, and I had to send her to a health resort in Carlsbad. It's very cold there, so I had to buy her new clothes, and a fur coat."

"What!" the beggar yells. "With my money?"